Total Medals Earned: 320 (From 40 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,420 Points
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/250 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Evolve the vertical movement mutation
Get to rank 3 in the Destroyer challenge
Get to rank 3 of the Graze challenge
Get to rank 3 in the Mutant challenge
Complete the game
Complete all the challenges
Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Make a new friend!
Find the Squigly Fish!
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/45 points)
Defeat the first enemy
Complete the second corridor
Complete the first corridor
Complete the last corridor
Defeat the last enemy
Medals Earned: 2/2 (60/60 points)
Finishing the game
Medals Earned: 3/4 (100/110 points)
Smash 10 polar bears.
Win the game and save the mammoth!
Save all your animals.
Medals Earned: 4/18 (25/385 points)
Disco inferno
Fail at typing
You found some poo!
Based on a true story.
What a nutty way to die!
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Medals Earned: 5/7 (25/45 points)
Throw up a food item
Bounce on a spring
Push a button
You are dead
Enter the Earth
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 2/3 (35/40 points)
Get pwned by the game!
Finish the game!
Find the first secret area!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/115 points)
Lose a game
Look at the credits
End a game with 1 point